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Top 15 Reasons Why To Own a GSD |
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| Number 15: | German Shepherd Dog's feet smell like Fritos. |
| Number 14: | One German Shepherd Dog provides enough material to spin a new sweater annually. |
| Number 13: | Owning a GSD is the #1 deterrent for uninvited former spouses "just dropping in." |
| Number 12: | Peace of Mind. |
| Number 11: | A GSD is a "no-longer-useful-on-the-court tennis-ball" recycler. |
| Number 10: | A GSD is a copilot with teeth. |
| Number 9: | Living with a GSD is an easy guilt-free way to get rid of all those delicate knick-knacks you hate to dust. |
| Number 8: | Not having to come home to an empty house. |
| Number 7: | A GSD is a child's best playmate, bodyguard and friend. |
| Number 6: | A GSD is a "you have snail-mail" announcer. |
| Number 5: | A GSD is an automatic bed warmer or nighttime snuggle buddy. |
| Number 4: | Owning a GSD give you the ability to say "the dog did it." |
| Number 3: | A GSD is a live-in psychotherapist, mother and friend. |
| Number 2: | Dark, secluded streets. |
| Number 1: | Wet Sloppy Kisses!!! |
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Top 10 Reasons Why NOT to Own a GSD |
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| Number 10: | Wet, Sloppy Kisses!!! |
| Number 9: | Those same delicate knick-knacks. |
| Number 8: | Dark suits. |
| Number 7: | White furniture. |
| Number 6: | Clean windows. |
| Number 5: | Cold, rainy days. |
| Number 4: | Sleeping late. |
| Number 3: | Dust bunnies. |
| Number 2: | Toenail clippers. |
| Number 1: | Thirteen too-short years. |
-Submitted by Chendra Conklin
