Top Reasons why/not to own a GSD

Top 15 Reasons why TO own a GSD

Number 15 - German Shepherd Dog's feet smell like Fritos
Number 14 - One German Shepherd Dog provides enough material to
spin a new sweater annually
Number 13 - Owning a GSD is the #1 deterrent for uninvited former
spouses "just dropping in."
Number 12 - Peace of Mind
Number 11 - A GSD is a "no-longer-useful-on-the-court
tennis-ball" recycler
Number 10 - A GSD is a copilot with teeth
Number 9 - Living with a GSD is an easy guilt-free way to get rid
of all those delicate knick-knacks you hate to dust.
Number 8 - Not having to come home to an empty house.
Number 7 - A GSD is a child's best playmate, bodyguard and friend.
Number 6 - A GSD is a "you have snail-mail" announcer.
Number 5 - A GSD is an automatic bed warmer or nighttime snuggle
buddy.
Number 4 - Owning a GSD give you the ability to say "the dog did
it."
Number 3 - A GSD is a live-in psychotherapist, mother and friend.
Number 2 - Dark, secluded streets.
Number 1 - Wet Sloppy Kisses!!!

Top 10 Reasons why NOT to own a GSD

Number 10 - Wet, Sloppy Kisses!!!
Number 9 - Those same delicate knick-knacks.
Number 8 - Dark suits
Number 7 - White furniture
Number 6 - Clean windows
Number 5 - Cold, rainy days
Number 4 - Sleeping late
Number 3 - Dust bunnies
Number 2 - Toenail clippers
Number 1 - Thirteen too-short years

- - Submitted by Chendra Conklin